Fresh Air from Kreuznach Spa's Salinas. Made in Germany.

Breathe Like A President!

Salinenluft bottle familyDear President-elect Donald Trump!
We at Salinenluft – fresh air made in Germany – would like to present our best wishes for your upcoming presidency. Alas, we have learned that you are rather quick tempered. Our high quality German air – bottled in the Saline Valley not far away from your ancestor’s home village – gives you a chance to cool down, to take a break, to calm it. It could be of vital help in your demanding new job. Imagine mad Kim to start a missile: no need to nuke Pyongyang. Just take a sniff and the world is a better place. Merkel is not doing what you told her? Open a bottle of Salinenluft and rest assured: she does not have any. Please let us now if we can be of any assistance. The first bottle will certainly be on the house.
Kind regards,
Stefan Butz
Founder of Salinenluft

The frenzy of wrath is like any other frenzy: The best cure is fresh air.
(Franz Grillparzer)

Major News Update: Apologies To Ireland, Kudos To Russia

Tá brón orm, Irish Independent. How could we have possibly overlooked your marvellous article on Salinenluft from the 22nd of October 2016 based on our international press release? But we did and so we have to apologise. Your text was the reason that Shemazing! reported on Salinenluft as they read the Irish Independent, Ireland’s biggest daily, too.

Meanwhile in Russia, nay, Berlin: The video made by the German branch of Ruptly, a Russian news agency with close ties to conspiracy theorist news station Russia Today, spreads like wildfire: watsupeurope.com shares it, as well as Bulgaria’s most popular video page, vbox7.com, Russian video page newsvideo.su (yes, “su” stands for Soviet Union), multilingual entertainment company ava360.com and the Australian newspaper Courier Mail from Brisbane (Queensland) in its online edition, thereby giving a neat overview which news sources will just publish anything.

Due to the reports on fusion.net in summer, NewsR, a leading Indian news portal, also reported as well as the strangely similar looking page One News Page from the US. Chicago based German Pulse published a report based on our press release, and on notey.com, a stylish blog search engine from Hongkong, Salinenluft was mentioned in their report about strange businesses around the world plus they also reposted the Fusion report by Daniel Setiawan. For a radio report in English, godaddy.com even set up the top level domain i1os.com. Also a Godaddy page is imperialhiphop.com, where the original Salinenluft video now has more than 36.000 views. On Youtube, the original video has nearly 9.000 views by now.

We at Salinenluft, especially its founder and CEO Stefan Butz and its managing directress Lisa M. Mohr, are proud that our German quality product Salinenluft receives so much attention all over the world. Thank you, céad míle fáilte, Спасибо, धन्यवाद्, 谢谢 and certainly dankeschön!

picture: fotolia.com/destina

Salinenluft Also Works Marvels Against Chemtrails

Thanks to Ruptly, the Russian news agency, Salinenluft is shown to a new clientel worldwide. A staff member of Ruptly’s German branch did the video this morning. Large numbers of visiors due to the publishing of this video on youtube caused our website to be offline later in the evening.  The video was made in totally frozen Salina Valley where no brine at all was trickling down the stacked brushwood at the large gradient towers. As post production took place by the this one staff member while driving a car up to the far away North Sea port of Bremerhaven, we would like to add some information the video has missed – especially for our Ruptly and Russia Today clientel and for all conspiracy theorists worldwide:

Salinenluft certainly does marvels against chemtrails and the radon laden air in Bad Kreuznach fights any trails of aluminium and barium perfectly. Please forget about the last sentence of the video. It does not have any secret meaning.

And now have fun watching (all in German – English version presumably coming soon).

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